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Introducing: Mr Matthew Gaffen

Matthew Gaffen: Circa 2007

Matthew Gaffen is an enigma to most. In the four years that I have known him, he has always remained very much behind the scenes, whether it be helping others with work for little to no public acknowledgement, or pulling strings from his command center at student sit ins, this boy tries his hand at many things. Of course this begs the question as to why such a seemingly proactive and interesting person has had such little luck with ladies, and struggles to hold down a job to pay the rent.

In this blog we aim to investigate and document Gaffen’s life, his past experiences, his day-to-day habits and routines, his fashion sense, or perceived lack of, his interests, his work, and his social life. Every part of what makes Matthew Gaffen, Matthew Gaffen will be subject to our unique critique. Some would class our style as an outright pisstake, but I prefer to see it as lovingly highlighting Gaffen’s foibles, celebrating in his misfortune.

We hope you enjoy our foray into this extraordinary gentlemans life.